...spends his spare time penning pithy slogans.

Actually I'm a writer and coder from Canada, and if you're reading this I have to assume you're lost. Reddit is thataway, pal! If you happen to be here on purpose, hello. There are some blog posts over here. I'll write for you if you pay me. I'll also make you a website. I'd also like to be paid for that.

Awoven Media

Hey, did I mention I make websites?

Normally this is where you'd see some blog posts, but it looks like I haven't written any yet. Give me a break, I just launched!